It's March. In Texas. You know what that means.
It's bluebonnet season.
Yeah. Every family in the state now has new wonderful photos of their children amongst the beauty that is the Texas state flower.
Now everybody just sit right here and look at the camera. I am holding the camera. It's not in the ground. Sit down Elizabeth. SIT. DOWN.
SIT. DOWN. COME. BACK. Can somebody get the girl?
What I meant was just plop her right on down there and make her stay there. I really just wanted a picture of the children but whatever. Another picture where it appears they have no mama. Or personality.
Okay. Forget the girl. Go ahead and frolic girl. We'll get good pictures of your brothers. That's right. We don't need you.
What's with you people? I. Am holding the camera. You. Are to look at me. These are the bluebonnets! You are Texans. You are required by law to love them and look good in them!
Okay, okay. I'll take just one of each of you. How hard can that be? This will work. Yeah. Sure.
Wait! Elizabeth is loving the flowers. Listen to her talking about the pitty powers. Move out of my way boys!
No, Sister! Stay. Pitty Powers. Grrrrr....
Here. Just take my picture. I need a new Facebook profile. Wait. Maybe my lovely daughter will sit with me. Here, baby, baby. Really? You only took one and it's a good one? I can't wait to see it.
That? Is a good one? We are so not on the same page with this dude.
Okay. I've figured out how to finally get a good picture.
It'll look wonderful on my mantle.
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