Can I write a post everyday throughout November?
Probably not, since, well, I already missed the first day.
If nothing else, I have pictures.....
Michelangelo and Belle ready for trick-or-treat.
Seriously though. I HATE Halloween. I enjoy the costumes and the joy on the children's faces, but the whole begging for candy thing, I just can't get into. For starters, no one ever says "thank you". My kids go home if they don't say thank you. Teach your kid to say thank you. It won't hurt them. Don't tell your kid to reach into my bucket and take however much they want. If you want them to help themselves, buy your own bucket. This must have been the way the moms of the teenagers down the street were taught because four of them, with five o'clock shadow, showed up at our door carrying the requisite pillowcase and dressed just like they did when they exited the bus a few hours prior did just that to Jacob. I had to answer a phone call when the doorbell rang and thought I might be able to let Jacob hand the candy out just this once. Then I heard, "Whoa, dude, come check this out" and then Jacob turned around to me with an empty bucket. An empty bucket that just 20 seconds earlier held $30 worth of excellent, non-crappy candy.
Of course the hoodlums ran up the street hooting and hollering while the lady with the 18 month old zombie in the stroller just stood there laughing. When she held out what I am assuming was the zombie's bucket I had to tell her I had nothing for them, our Halloween was heading up the street. Then she stopped laughing.
Did you happen to see The Middle Wednesday night? When Frankie and Mike had to hide in their house with the lights off to avoid the doorbell? That was us the rest of the evening.
I hate Halloween.
It had rained all. day. long and I was sure it would be cancelled. In fact, I was practically giddy thinking I had a good excuse not to have to partake in the festivities. We could all sit around It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown eating out of our own personal very good candy bag and enjoy each other's company instead of begging for hand outs from people we see once a year. Then two hours before the rain stopped and the sun came out and I swear I saw a dove with an olive branch signaling the new beginning. Man, I was bummed.
So we did Halloween.
This was the only picture I got.
And I don't have any leftover Heath bars.
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