Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Three Little Pumpkins Sitting on a Log Drove Their Mama Crazy.... Something, Something

How I love the pumpkin patch!

So what that it's really more of a small church yard than an actual patch. I love me some pictures of my children amidst all that beautiful orangeness.

Everybody sit still and look at the camera....


Can you smile for Mommy?


Okay, that's not the spectacular picture I was looking for bad.....


Maybe if we look around some and change locations. Yeah, that'll work!

Where are you going, Baby?


Okay, this looks like a good spot.

Sit your ass down and look at the fricking camera already Look at Mommy! No one's going on the fancy tractor until you look. at. Mommy.


Where'd the girl go?


Okay, we'll get an orange pumpkin picture on a blue tractor. Whatever.
Quit fighting. Everyone will get a chance to drive. Just look. At. MOMMY!


*SIGH*

Why are you playing on the Hurricane Ike stump? There are pumpkins here.
PUMPKINS!
Whatever. Just give me a minute while I hoist you all on that huge liabilty to take a fricking picture already.

What?? The stump was FUN! Why aren't you smiling???

Do they sell beer here? Whiskey shots?


Valium?


Oh, how I hate the pumpkin patch.

11 comments:

Lynsey said...

LOLOLOL. Very cute. BTW- every kid venue should sell alcohol, right? :)

Mom of 4 Busy Kids said...

I LOVE THIS POST!!!
Especially the last one. :0P

Tracey said...

At least your kids are consistenly wiggly, right? You should do a montage of all of the "failed" pictures you've taken of the 3 of them!

ChupieandJ'smama said...

I know you didn't get the shot you wanted, but they are all stinkin cute anyway. The boys are getting BIG!

kelly jeanie said...

LOL Poor Jacob! He's really being a trooper in those pictures.

Your continuing photo quest cracks me up. Good thing your kids are adorable no matter what!

MamaK said...

This is the BEST. pumpkin. photoshoot. EVER.

Aunt Becky said...

Poor Jacob. I feel for him the same way I feel for poor Ben during the same situation.

Miss Hope said...

Dude, I laughed so hard at your pictures because I totally get it!!! I have pictures of my two oldest sitting there all prettiful and there's my boy. A blur. ARGH.

I won't even take my son to a pumpkin patch because I can't afford all the ones he'll end up smashing.

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

Kid posed pictures are a mommy's nightmare.

Aimee said...

I almost peed myself. We were at the SAME church on Saturday. Did you buy all the beer? They were out when I was there. Sigh.

4funboys said...

I thought I was the only mommy who thought that way! oh, yeah...

but we still go every year, just so I can take cute pictures (even if they don't cooperate like they used to)