I am here to say I would cone my dog to pieces if it meant she would be in my life a while longer. It's all love, man. I have a feeling I would have to give her lots of little pieces of cheese to make up for it, though.
All my life I thought I'd be the perfect mother. I even majored in it. I aced all the child development classes I took toward my degree in, wait for it, Early Childhood Development and Elementary Education.
And then they were born. First Jacob, who is 8, then Adam, who is 4, and our biggest surprise, Elizabeth who is 2.
As much as I really wanted to be, I am finding out I am no June Cleaver. For starters, The Beav never had a baby sister.
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Oh honey!! It's only because they love you Ezra! The indignity though, right?
Sweet boy.
I am here to say I would cone my dog to pieces if it meant she would be in my life a while longer. It's all love, man. I have a feeling I would have to give her lots of little pieces of cheese to make up for it, though.
LOL...Hope, you should see what happens when he drops the little pieces of cheese in the cone.
Hysterical. Althought I realize i probably shouldn't be laughing at him.
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