The kids and I were out front for a little bit this afternoon, just hanging out and enjoying the weather when a gaggle of pre-teen girls ran up into the cul-de-sac and started playing with the three year old in her Barbie jeep across the street.
Aw, how sweet. The big girls are being nice to little one. Maybe I was wrong about them. Maybe they aren't the rudest children on the planet. Maybe they weren't spawned from Satan after all.
And then the trashy girls left the baby in the dust and drove off in her pink jeep at one mile per hour with their knees to their chins while smoking their cigarettes.
Yes. Smoking cigarettes. On the Barbie jeep. After they got off the bus from being at FIFTH GRADE all day.
I wonder if the Barbie jeep has an ashtray because I know the Hot Wheels one doesn't.
6 comments:
Are you kidding me????
Wow, that's sad. I think I was actually still playing barbies in 5th grade. Maybe I was lame. LOL Craziness.
*Covers ears with hands*
LA, LA, LA, LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU. Girls don't start that crap that young. LA, LA, LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Crap. I may not be able to hear you, but I can still see the words you typed.
I;m sorry but you need to move.
Snooty first grade moms, smoking fifth graders. Yick.
California is nice.
Oh stop! I am laughing so hard right now I can barely stand it!
What a sad, sad, world we live in.
Does it have a built in lighter? I wonder...
Fifth-grade girls smoking while stealing a Barbie Jeep...that's HOT.
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