I Don't Think American Idol is in his Future

Oh man, there are people out there. LOTS of people. They didn't say there were going to be PEOPLE out there. Who thought this was a good idea?



Maybe if I just turn this way a little bit. See, no one here but my buddy, Whassup Buddy? Let me tell you something funny.



Aw, this isn't funny. I can't believe my teacher moved me. In front of ALL. THOSE. PEOPLE.



Seriously. How much longer do I need to stand here. People are LOOKING AT ME! Don't you dare think I am going to SING! Maybe if I scoot a little closer.....



YES! No one can see me now. I'll just hide here until it's over.



It will be over soon, right?