My mother in law is here.
Oh, super joy!
I am witnessing my husband losing his spine little by little.
It's agonizing really.
Currently, she's tying up our phone line calling every single person she knows back home to let them know she's in Texas. It's hot in Texas. And her daughter in law ain't too friendly, but she can cook.
She's on hold now so her elderly aunt can go to the bathroom.
Thank goodness for cell phones.
She woke up at 4 a.m. How do I know this? She barreled into our bedroom and made her way to our bathroom, MY bathroom, and went about her business. Loudly. She went out of her way to the other side of the house to use MY bathroom rather than the clean one right next to Elizabeth's room in which she is currently residing. My husband didn't see anything wrong with that. There go another two vertebrae.
Guess who gets to stay home alone with her all afternoon. Come on, guess!
Shoot, I may take up smoking before it's all over with.
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