Tuesday Tidbits

So it ain't Tuesday. Sue me.

I got the biggest kick out of watching Jacob and Adam play together the other day. They were running around and acting kind of silly and I thought I might get teary-eyed until I heard Jacob say, " You be Randy and I'll be Earl and we're gonna pretend to go stealing from garages and then take our stuff to the Crab Shack. Ezra can be Crabman." I guess Earl is going to hit my tivo list this year.

On Tuesdays, Elizabeth and I take Adam to The Little Gym so he can run loud and senseless exercise and socialize. Between dropping Jacob off and the beginning of class, we have about a half hour to kill so I have been taking him to a donut shop along the way. Yes, once a week we have donuts. And a Pepsi to wash them down. Don't judge me. Anyway, our new donut hangout happens to be located right next door to a fitness club, a very popular fitness club as the parking lot is always full. I thought it was pretty hysterical to watch the people come in their workout duds all sweaty and take a dozen donuts out the door, but what's even funnier is the workout dudded people all circling the parking lot in their beamers and benzes trying to get the closest spot just like the mall at Christmas time. Geez louise! If you just tried walking a little bit, you might not have to pay the outrageous prices the fitness club charges. Pfft.

Last week after the now infamous chapel performance, Jacob stood up in front of the television to sing Jesus Loves Me. Adam stood right up next to him and sang Mana, Mana. It was hilarious.

What the hell happened to Blue? Jacob loved Blue's Clues as a baby, but he quit watching it right after Joe came to town. A few weeks ago I turned it on for Adam so I could nap so I could tend to the baby and Blue was a life size stuffed animal with polka-dotted brother! Uh, why was there a need to screw with Blue? It's safe to say that Blue's Clues has officially jumped the shark.

I think I watch too much Food Network. Adam has begun referring to Paula Deen and the Barefoot Contessa as Mamaw.