Here is Jacob with his birthday present from Gammy and Grandpa. He has been wanting that for a long time and was so excited to receive it in the mail.
Adam is thinking in Stewie mode...."Haha, brother, I am counting the minutes until you leave our domicile for school as I will tear that thing to pieces and enjoy every second of it.
And he did. That fun toy lasted less than 24 hours.
Sometimes it just sucks to be the oldest.
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