I got this from Jennifer, who got it from Kelly. Jacob answered the questions grudgingly....
1. When you see Mom or Dad on the computer, what are they doing? They are trying to help people. Yes, son, I help all those people in the blogosphere by posting beautiful pictures of you. 2. How does a telephone work? When it rings you pick it up. Unless it's the inlaws.... 3. When you play a game at an arcade, what happens to the coin you use to start the game? It goes into a slot to make it work. AANNNDDD? 4. How does milk stay cold? in the freezer. He might be able to elaborate more on that if he actually drank milk 5. What makes the car move? You turn it on with the key and then the air pushes it. Is he saying I am full of hot air? 6. How does a radio work? When you press the button it starts.
All my life I thought I'd be the perfect mother. I even majored in it. I aced all the child development classes I took toward my degree in, wait for it, Early Childhood Development and Elementary Education.
And then they were born. First Jacob, who is 8, then Adam, who is 4, and our biggest surprise, Elizabeth who is 2.
As much as I really wanted to be, I am finding out I am no June Cleaver. For starters, The Beav never had a baby sister.